i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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