I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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