Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
