Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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