In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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