too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I will be naked everywhere
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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