so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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