real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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