All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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