Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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