for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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