There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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