Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
