OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
