too bad you live with your parents still
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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