Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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