Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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