I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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