I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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