so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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