the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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