i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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