I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
