gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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