the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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