That's when you crack a 10am beer
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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