You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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