ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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