so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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