you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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