you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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