Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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