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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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