why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Randomize
