At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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