I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
