I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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