playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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