she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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