Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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