I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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