I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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