"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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