Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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