just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't deserve a penis
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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