I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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