I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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