Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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