3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
wow bdsm is so cute
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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