How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
